i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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