we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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