Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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