? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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