Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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