Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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