If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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