her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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