ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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