we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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