Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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