all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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