C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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