I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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