oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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