Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he fucked my hip out of place.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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