He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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