Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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