I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
kristin has been a bad kristin
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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