dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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