Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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