She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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