hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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