Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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