Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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