question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It's never too late to be topless.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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