can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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