That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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