mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I had to cum in my sink.
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