Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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