The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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