I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
