It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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