OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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