her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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