what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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