the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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