just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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