when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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