What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
