It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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