Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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