we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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