You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We left the knife in your bed.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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