Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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