Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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