she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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