that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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