OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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