I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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