Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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