I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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