its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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